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Surreal sentence of the week!

"I don't mean an actual toothbrush; I just mean a brush for teeth."

This was an actual thing that I heard at work today. I was slightly eavesdropping (inadvertently!) so I have no idea what the context of this peculiar statement was.

Anyone want to have a stab at concocting a scenario in which this makes sense?


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