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Swedish fish or Gummy bears?

GT, which do you prefer and why?

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For me, Swedish fish all the way. Gummy bears are sort of like gnawing on half-cooked chicken, and I need something more substantial than that. I need something with a definite end to its consumption. Look no further, Swedish fish is here for you. Unlike gummies, Swedish fish do not bounce on your teeth. They mold to your teeth, they listen. You can bite them into two and quarters and eighths. You need not worry about that mid-sized piece of gelatinous goo too large to swallow, yet too small and slippery to bite into smaller pieces.

Swedish fish are pliable, but don't mistake their agreeable texture with a placid taste. This school of fish has spice to it, a little bit of a beta bite.

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