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Swimsuit saga continues

So. The bottoms I ordered were too tight in the leg. So back they go. I ordered another mini skirt type bottom that will hopefully fit better. Today I got my bra sized tankini top and as I feared it was about 3 inches too long. I have a terrible combination of and extremely short torso and a huge difference between my ribcage/waist and hips. So most things are too long and have the added bonus of immediately rolling up like cartoon shades once I move.

I tried to find petite length tankinis and cropped tankinis but to no avail. I really don't want to wear a bikini top because I'm just not comfortable being that exposed. I am seriously considered just fucking making one or having one custom made. If we could post measurements, y'all would understand.


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