For a site that has been breathlessly documenting Dakota Johnson's every wardrobe change and bowel movement for the last few weeks (someone's publicist is getting a bonus!), they sure didn't kiss any ass in this review.
Autostraddle has a wonderful article on the disconnect between what gets published in erotic fiction, and the standards that the kink community upholds.
** IF YOU ARE A 50 SHADES OF GREY FAN PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED
UPDATE! Midnight, 9/5: 59 SIGNATURES!!! ALMOST THERE! HOW POETIC IS THIS YOU GUISE? It is literally 9/5 and we are SO CLOSE away from achieving our goal! In recognition of your hard work, here is Dolly singing '9 to 5' (there is a possibility we could incorporate this into the '50 Shades of Grey Movie,' fyi.) BUT…