First of all, didja miss me? I was on vacation for ten days, going to a couple weddings close to the Homestead,…

Actually Day Sixteen.

Kinja wouldn’t let me post Day Nine because Reasons, so Day Nine is just below and Day Eleven is below that. Enjoy…

Day One, Day Two, Day Three, Day Four

UPDATE: WE LIVE WE DIE WE LIVE AGAIN! Just got the call from our apartment manager; they will neither be spraying…

Day One, Day Two

Usually I believe in cautious optimism, but today:

Day One

Remember this post and how I was like, no it’s not bedbugs and you all were like, it’s totally bedbugs?

After attempting to fight a bed bug infestation on my own for months, armed with earth- and pet-friendly pesticides,…

I think I have bedbugs?