Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 15-16: Balls.
This week on Advanced Muggle Studies, we discuss: we’re still making Quidditch happen; #rightsforflobberworms; nascent…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 11: Your Honor, I present this piglet as witness for the defense
I forgive you if you thought we were dead. But we’re back, and talking about all sorts of interesting things,…
Trailer Discussion: The Crimes of Grindelwald
So Advanced Muggle Studies is back, and unfortunately we have to discuss Johnny Depp’s fugly face as part of it — but…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 10: Monologuing or it didn't happen
This week we go way off the rails, super early! Join us as we discuss:whether or not God has a penis and why he’s into…
Bonus Episode: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Your professors speculate wildly about the latest info revealed for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 9: 394 Shades of Hinkypunk Hanky-Panky
This week on Advanced Muggle Studies’ particular brand of nonsense, we discuss: life as a background Everyone Else at…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 8: Kappa Dat Ass Up
This week, we discuss: supervillain Draco; murderous, malevolent goblins; that’s not how teeth or lead work; abnormally…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 7: Ottaline Gambol is the boggart's boggart
HOLY SHITBALLS YOU GUYS, WE’RE BACK!!! The professors had to abandon ship for a bit, for a lot of heavy shit if we’re…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 6: Horoscopes and hippogriffs know no personal boundaries
Advanced Muggle Studies returns! This week we discuss: awesome alliteration; pretty pug Pansy Parkinson; how exactly…
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch. 4: This will go much better if you've read the book already, dear!
Welcome back to Advanced Muggle Studies!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 1-3: Mistresses Margery and Dolores's Institute for Badly Trained Bulldogs and Children To Be Punished
We’ve left the Chamber, now we’re off to Azkaban! Your Professors begin Book 3, and this week we discuss: things Harry…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 18: A multitude of redeemed Lazari and a hailstorm of Ottaline Gambols
At long last, we have fought our way out of the Moste Raciste Chamber of Secrets! This week, we finish the book by…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 17: Thus the Lord cast out Satan, the Great Armadillo, and we all cried out for more rum
The final showdown with Hot Tom Riddle has arrived! This week on Advanced Muggle Studies, we discuss: Salazar…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 16: All hail the reigning Weasel of God!
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened once more, and your professors are waltzing right in!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 15: Sadly, prostitute spiders might have actually ended all this sooner
Advanced Muggle Studies returns! (Although, if you’ve got a serious spider phobia, this might not be the best week for…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ch. 13-14: Won't Someone Think of the Children (Seriously, No One Else Here Will)??
Annnnnnd we’re back, thank heavens, with a world where the bad guys have no problem admitting when they’re totally…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 11-12: Ten points to House Hufflepun!
Advanced Muggle Studies is back, and we’re punnier than ever! This week, we discuss: poor misdirected Ginny; magical…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 8-10: The Great Hermione-Riddle Flatter-Off
Advanced Muggle Studies has returned! This week, we discuss: why Pepperup Potion makes wizarding secrecy unforgivable;…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 6-7: Common Sense Dictates a 20-Week Mandrake Ban Until Women Stop Sinning With Their Butts
Welcome back to Advanced Muggle Studies! And if the title this week doesn’t get you to come check us out, I doubt…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ch. 4-5: Still a better book than Twilight
Advanced Muggle Studies is back, bitches! This week, we discuss: awkward crushes; our favorite Lockhart books; the…