After 3 days of the GOP C-listers, losers, and liars, tonight we get the Big Horseshit Corndog. Herr Drumpf, bad weave, spray paint and all, will make some attempt to appear “Presidential” in front of a national TV audience waiting for the inevitable implosion. Can’t wait!
That GOP convention is going to be a total shit show - but the scene outside the arena could end up putting it to shame. They call it the Event Zone...which rhymes with “Thunderdome,” come to think of it.
kinda fitting, rly.