Y'all. It always gives me the butterflies when smart boys try to educate me. Especially when they open up a burner account just to do it. My many-months-old facetious rant on Imagine Dragons and their idiotic song about hiding their "demons" from their loved ones in order to protect said loved ones (because that…
I feel incredibly honored that a wandering internet roustabout has left a grumpy comment on my wishywashy defense of Lena Dunham's nekkidness today, exactly 1 year to the date after the comment was originally published. I feel so honored that I will take a victory lap in the form of An Inane Post.
Every asshat who wants to question the validity of my claim to emotional abuse on my make-up article with be getting Evil Willow and a dismiss. Especially if they start claiming long, drawn-out stories of abuse themselves. Because I'm really done.
What's the protocol? I think I need the bunny brigade.
I clearly have severe body dysmorphia because I think I look more "me" with make-up on.
TW: This will piss you off unless you decide to just laugh at it like I am.
Happy sexless night with your cats, TV, junk food, and fat husband.
This one is a Siberian teenager, and of course, as these things go, every 4th comment is "eww, I'd never knowingly sleep with a virgin". I hate this sorta derailment 'cause I feel like it's one of those brownie points "this is my preference and see how that makes me a good person" statements, like "I like girls who…
Why do people continue to give an answer that multiple people have already given to the same person?
I have an assistant. Not because I'm a badass and make bank, but because I'm a useless drunk who may or may not at any given moment completely disappear in a haze of Kenny Rogers songs and Percocet. So I need a back-up plan.
Before I go to bed, I want to share my facepalm. Over on the mainpage, Callie wrote a thing about the NYT's trend piece about braids, in which they treat braids as something women are just recently getting into braids. And by women, they clearly mean white women.
I present you an eloquent response to Miley Cyrus' new photoshoot (NSFW). It has it all - mind-control, the devil, Obama, Michael Jackson, and Disney's master plan
This comment was posted on an article about an Afghanistan veteran who is on food stamps, in reply to a typical libertarian comment of "I don't owe you anything, reaching into my pocket is greedy, food stamps are useless because what we need are jobs":
I am ready to kill about three people at work so I want to do something fun to take my mind of homicide. So here's something to discuss.
April! You have a dismiss button. Use it. We won't judge.
Courtesy of some random lady on the LA Times! Reprinted below in all its glory is the most bizarrely perplexing comment I've seen in a while (from this article, which is stupid but not stupid enough that I care). I can't stop reading it. Is it a joke? Is it really weird trolling? Is it serious? Is it a critique/satire…
Subtitled, 'Why Would A Person Do This?'
Or quite possibly the most unappreciated comedic genius of our time?
First off, sorry for the 1999900000 posts today. I had ass awful day at work and I am trying to bury my frustration in wine and hilarity. So bear with me.