Annnndddd he just texted a dick pic, which I specifically asked him not to do. Sucks for him, because he sure as…

So... you guys remember this?

This weekend, I was all set to attend a wedding a few states away from me. Leaving at O-dark-thirty tomorrow…

When you choose a song to sing at karaoke, and 2.5 seconds after they hand you the mic, you realize you do not know…