Dinner tonight: freezer pizza
So yeah, growing up, Tombstone was the first freezer pizza with pretensions, sort of the DiGiorno of the mid-1980s, the breath of fresh air in the arid land of cafeteria-style freezer pizzas that were mainly cardboard crusts with dank processed tomato sauce and flecks of quasi-realistic cheese and unidentifiable meats…
I got rid of all the Celeste freezer pizza, it was terminated with extreme prejudice for 2 a.m. whispering. Switched to Elio's, now it's doing the SAME DAMN THING?
Freezer pizza, is that you? Whispering to me again at two a.m.?
Freezer pizza calling my name?