Something a little fun and innocuous because we’re all going through it right now.
I agree with Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup but there is no world that is good and pure than ranks Reese’s Pieces above M&Ms or 100 Grand above Skittles. This is the work of Satan.
Hallowe’en, All Hallows Eve...say hello to someone who’s gone. Or just eat the candy you’re supposed to give out.
Against all odds, we’ve somehow made it to October 2017, inarguably the best month of a mostly shitty year, and any year, period. As the weather gets brisk and Halloween approaches, another highly anticipated event looms like the full moon on an eerie night: The annual Jezebel scary story contest.
Update: I have my base!
The post title and image kinda give it away, but the winner of the Halloween Candy Madness is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
Talk about your plans, costumes, fave spooky music, parties you’re going to, how excited your kids are, and anything else Hallowe’en related. While you’re doing that, here’s Muse covering The Cramps:
So I was reading the annual scary stories on jez and because I don’t love myself, I started reading one’s from years past. There are a significant amount of stories about racist ghosts.
I didn’t know about this until after it started, when I was seeing Gastlies, Gastlies, everywhere and getting 6 candies apiece for catching them. Then eventually I googled the right words: Pokemon Go 6 candies. According to this site, Pokemon Go is having a “Halloween event” now through November 1:
We have reached the Sweet 16 stage of our Halloween Candy Madness. 16 candies remain of the original 64. Which candies will continue on? And which candies will be discarded to be discovered later in the seat cushions of your couch? Let’s vote and find out.
Gather round, ghoulies, ghosties, and goblins. It’s time for what is both the best and most dreaded time of the year: Jezebel’s annual spooky stories contest! I know it’s exciting, but try not to lose your head...
It’s the Halloween season, and that means it’s time to consume a dentist’s nightmare amount of confectionary delights. But which Halloween candy is the best of them all? That is the answer we seek in Halloween Candy Madness.
I have been pretty absent past couple weeks - while taking care of my dad I cut myself off of most social media outlets besides doing PR for my performance troupes. Those three weeks with him were both really pleasant and really concerning. I have a certain level of guilt and anxiety about not doing more/not staying…
To all our pagan members and friends: as the veil between worlds thins, may all your encounters be good ones.
Because I care, people. You’re welcome.
Let’s talk about costume ideas and such. :D
So I have about a billion novels I have to prioritize reading, but the month of October is when I really start craving scary stories (like most people, I guess). I really enjoy a good scary short story, and I feel like scary stories tend to flourish in that genre.
Halloween is coming. I want to win a costume contest. I’m not so much a “creative & clever” costume person, as a “complex & historical” costume person. But this year! I have an idea! It’s a gooood one. (it’s best kept a secret.) I could be a contender. I found a fancy place that’s having a masquerade ball. It’s like a…