First let me start this off by saying that I work in the restaurant service industry. This is a rant, and it's going to probably not make sense in some parts. Signing up for a position anywhere in this world, is basically signing up to be the average person's bitch... So I had a moment on Saturday, around 845pm in…
Hey guys. The long-awaited (not really) by some people post where I make fun of dumb Yelp reviews should happen tomorrow, but I really need one more Yelp review to feel comfortable with it. I'm searching on my own, but in the meantime, is there anyone who has ONE really good/horrible Yelp review they'd like to see me…
If you do, please, please e-mail me any good examples you know of at WilyUbertrout@gmail.com, or you can post the link here — either works. I've got a few so far, but I'd like as many as possible. Thanks!
Oh, hey, look it's another one of these things. This week: Horrible Things That Happen in Restaurant Bathrooms.
One of our own contributed one of the stories for this week. I've been waiting to get to use a couple of these.
This is the last one for today, I promise: we've got a Weekend Fast Food Roundup for you because holy shit did I get a ton of fast food stories at once. They range from Subway fucking over their employees (SHOCKER) to Arby's going "artisan" (ALL THE LULZ) to Domino's India launching Junior's Joyboxes to a whole host…
Man, if people can find a way to be offended by this one, I have no freaking idea what to tell them. You know someone still will, though: death, taxes, and mainpage commenter fauxrage bullshit are the three immutable laws of the universe.
This week's theme: truly evil customers. I get some "BUT WHY WON'T YOU DO A 'TERRIBLE SERVERS' POST" bullshit from time to time, usually in conjunction with idiots commenting in support of horrible humans, but seriously, anyone defending these three assbags will reveal themselves to be as awful as they are.
Shit just got real up in here. By which I mean the government is finally doing something to combat the bullshit anti-vax/autism miracle cure movements.
COMMENCE BREAKFAST WARS, ARMISTICE OVER.
Oooh, this is gonna be fun. I realize this is replacing Foods That Should Not Exist, but I'll just do that for next Wednesday.
Thanks to everyone for their help yesterday! As you can see, I incorporated most of your suggestions, although I wasn't doing 20 different varieties of fucking candy eggs, because you try making all of them funny.
This week's theme is Customers Who Refused to Accept Reality. Should we take bets on how many dickheaded "when are you going to do one of these about terrible servers" questions I'm going to get THIS week?
...for doing things like looking at their website or buying one of their products. I am not exaggerating in any way. For obvious reasons, I got unusually feisty on this one, even for me. I may have indirectly implied that three current SCOTUS justices hunt disadvantaged children for sport. That may have happened — I'm…
Clearly, I didn't learn my lesson with the Little Debbie Rankings, because we're doing this again with Candy Bars. Thanks to bayareachick (I think?) for the suggestion on Twitter. You'll be seeing a Boxed Candies one too, some time in the next few weeks.