I should have known - OkCupid
So I joined because I wanted to have people to hang out with during a certain point in the near future where everyone I…
So I joined because I wanted to have people to hang out with during a certain point in the near future where everyone I…
I don’t really use OK Cupid. My profile’s existed since it was just a quiz site back in the MySpace days. Anyway, I…
I never used to get these endlessly ludicrous message strings, so it’s an uptick in entertainment. I don’t know who…
So I’m on OKC and I’ve posted a very detailed list of what I’m looking for on Craigslist.
I can't honestly tell if this is a brilliant message or a terrible one. Each message does reference a detail from my…
Because let's be honest, I think we all need a drink/toke/cup of tea for the sobers after how this week went down.
So, I started messaging with this dude, who seems cool, and cute, and things in common, etc.
Maybe its true we live miles apart but when I look to the stars they seem to be co close. I wonder if your heart tastes…
He wants me to try and prove my "worth" to him. Uhh no, not gonna happen. Your PUA bullshit is not gonna work on me.
Exactly zero responses to my OKCupid profile since I added the word "feminist." I think I've found the perfect…
Here are some recent Tinder conversations for you. I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me. First, the…
So, I re-activated my OKC after my breakup earlier this week, and I had been saving up the crazies for a bigger post in…
But The Onion is BACK IN THE GAME.
I'm excellent company. I'm smart, funny, a great conversationalist, and generally very pleasant to spend time with. I'm…
Honest to Pete, why on earth do men think their dicks are so important? I had an OKC date two weeks ago. It was fine…
Am I overreacting here, or is this dude doing what I think he is? (Note: I've had many men send crypticish messages…
Dear men of okcupid,
I've had great friends, great lovers, and wonderful men in my family, especially my father and brother. Because if I…
Backstory: I have a picture of myself holding a stuffed Orange M&M.
Below is the entirety of our exchanges, sent over the course of a full year.
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