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Mar 11 2014
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3/11/14
Golden Chef Sperm Talks to His Dick
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Sep 7 2013
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9/7/13
GoldenChefSperm Presents: The Ballad of Mark and Lauren
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Sep 6 2013
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9/6/13
According to PUAs...
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Sep 5 2013
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9/5/13
Golden Sperm Guy Also Writes Pick-Up Artist Fanfic
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