I didn't want to give LaidNYC more attention. Really I didn't. But this one is just too good you guys. So instead of…

Our fanfiction-writing, gold-leaf cumster is at it again, this time with a parable that may hit a little too close to…

...the drawing on the right is what I'm going to look like in two years!

You can read the whole thing here, but I'll share the first vignette because it gives an idea of what we're dealing…