For the forseeable future, the Dump is on hiatus.
...So to continue from the last tale, I was deep in the woods, watching my hedgehog friend run, astride a majestic racing cat, with only a stylish pearl handgun to protect me. I was searching for a enemy causing havoc in the forest of groupthink and a bear was ready to pounce.....
Hello and welcome to Tuesday's dump! First I wanted to apologize in advance for spelling your names wrongly, if I do. I am a very bad speller who still cannot spell embarassment.
There was this places. We'll call it "LAND OF ALL CAPS" and it was undeniably the most awesome place in the universe because as you know "ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL." There are pies and cats and all other markers of greatness lying around there.
Saturday's Daily Dump!
I still have to go out tonight and I have a 12 hour class tomorrow! It's the dump!
Such Dump. So Doge.
Hello, friends. Welcome to our program. Everyday, we pick a theme and bring you several stories on that theme. Today on our show, Food. It's all around us. Sometimes we eat it together, sometimes alone. We all eat different kinds of food, but no matter what, we're eating. That's what we are talking about today. From…
Is Monday. Did y'all know that? I keep thinking that tomorrow is Wednesday, but today is not a Tuesday feeling day. Hm. In other news, I'm procrastinating. I IZ TEH BEST AT IT.
Sorry, y'all. I know it's well into Monday already. Crazy weekend. Naked people in parking lots at night. Children selling teacup poodles. SO MANY LEAVES.
I am doing it today. It will be done hopefully before the Sherlock-O-Thon. But for that to happen, I require help. That is also going to be the theme for the dump. HELP.
Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have volunteered to do the dump on new comic book day.
Tuesday is the only day not taken! I'm shocked no one has stolen the 5th of November.
I included the ump for your baseball crazies. Me? I'm really glad baseball is over. (I'msorrydon'thurtme.) BABY, DON'T HURT ME.
Boys becoming men! GTers becoming WOLVES!
I fucking hate this camel. I was unfamiliar with the commercial when my coworkers started shouting "hump DAAAAAY!" but no longer. I still get an email from one lady every Wednesday asking what day it is. Fuck you, hump day camel.
I am sleepy, so without any ado, here ya go. Also, slightly dyslexic, thus, we're having a Sing Up instead of a sign up. Very festive.
Hello, GTers! I seem to always get super busy right around the time I volunteer for the DD, so most of the articles in this dump will be on the lightish side. Sorry if you were looking for something deeper.
How is this week treating you so far GT? Mine has been shitty. Literally. I have to bring my poop to school on Friday and over the weekend, a squirrel fell down my chimney while I was sleeping, ran around my living room, and pooped all over the floor. Really.