EDIT: Deleted and republished this because Kinja. Sorry to the commenters on the first post.
Are you there Lelo? It's me, Edie.
Yup, prepare to hear more about things I put up my vagina!
NSFW, obviously. Don't read my reviews of sex toys at work.
I received two very very special packages in the mail today. First I'll talk about the one I was expecting, and then…