Thank you all who shared your experiences on EC and for your calming words. Amazingly, it didn't cost too much (USD 28 including consultation fees). Still, I texted last night's FB asking if we can go halfsies on this (because if you pulled out before you came, I wouldn't need to shell out money... a matter of principle, la di da) and he hasn't replied! Way to go, buddy.
So the condom broke. I am getting Plan B from a GP tomorrow during lunchtime. Please help allay my fears and tell me that the side effects aren't too terrible.
Love you, GT. Time to sleep after my bout of whoring.