This morning my husband calls me and says, "Have you looked at the weather yet today?"
"No," I said, "Why?"
"Because there's a monsoon warning."
"Wat. I have lived my whole life in [redacted] and we do not have monsoons."
Internet, it was ten above triple digits yesterday and we've had six inches of rain ALL YEAR. This is a Mediterranean climate, we do not have monsoons in the summer. IT IS NOT TROPICAL IT IS CLOSER TO A DESERT.
And yet, five minutes ago, it started raining outside.
The end is nigh.