I'm not like most girls. I'm more like one of the guys, in that I have guy friends, and we get along, except when we don't. You wouldn't understand.
I'm not like most girls. I never played with Barbie dolls. I had Spiderman and Luke Skywalker action figures, and they lived in a Pink Dream House together, but that's it.
I'm not like most girls. I menstruate glitter.
I'm not like most girls. I hate wearing makeup. I'd rather wear the blood of my enemies.
I'm not like most girls. I don't get wigged out over spiders or cockroaches, because I have learned to master them as a species, and have them do my bidding.
Today in cognitive dissonance.
Taxicabs, but for her!
The female recruiters of ISIS.
Why Bill Murray quit acting.