So, my phone is not functioning as a phone, for some reason. Every time I try to make a call or send a text, I get a popup window that says "phone cannot make outgoing calls in airplane mode". I turn airplane mode off. It still won't connect. We've not had service disconnected because Husband's and Other-Husband's phones still work, and we're on the same plan. I don't understand it. Anyone? It's an Android phone, a Motorola with both a slide out keyboard and a touchscreen, about 2 years old.

Sometimes, I really miss having just a phone. The kind that you pick up, get a dial tone, and make your call without a lot of screwing around.

ETA: This post is being made from said phone, and the internet is working just fine.