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My son just told me I was the best mom ever.

Because you're plump and really good to hug. And when you smile your skin glows. Happy people always glow. And I know you always love me even when you're mad.

Gah, teenagers? amirite?? 13 yr old boys are so the worst.

Excuse me, I have some onions to finish cutting, now.


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