So I was just at the Kroger by my house, which is pretty crappy, and this dude started talking to me.
He offered to "fix" my tattoo. Seriously, bro? And he said he wouldn't rip me off like tattoo studios that charge so much. Gosh, I'm super tempted at this point.
So I would love it if you guys make up a story about this guy! What kind of bro-dude thinks his tat skills are so good that he can give random women his phone number but not get a job at a studio and pay those exorbitant fees to be trustworthy?

ETA: This is not my tattoo, it's the result of a Google image search for 'poorly done tattoo'. The one he was commenting about is supposed to look like henna, he said "that's not the color you wanted, right?"