Hello, I just fell off a turnip truck. I hear you have some excellent snake oil for sale?
I am a sucker for shiny objects and fancy advertising. I will buy gimmicky things if you make it look appealing enough; you can blame my Ronco devoted parents for that bad habit. But in their defense, that Ronco rotisserie made some really good food!
This is really just a post to make me fell better about spending money on these lipsticks. Look how pretty they are!
What’s a bad habit of yours you have no intention of changing?