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Böyfriend umlaut and I are currently in a long-distance relationship, and when we do see each other we have to deal with roommates, so it's not like we can play house for a weekend and just forget about everyone else. There's always some goddamn roommate! He lived alone for a few months and it was nice. When I visited we just pretended like it was my apartment too and I lived there, but he couldn't swing that much rent for that long.

We have two more years in a LDR, and lately I have been daydreaming about cohabitation with him. I just want to live with him and do domestic things like go pick out plates and shit. And I want to have sex with him wherever and whenever I want (not just in the bed, woahhh now I'm getting crazy!)! And I want to cook dinner with him. We make really good dinners.


I just miss him a lot. And I get really jealous of my IRL friends who live with SOs. Like I have this one friend who lives with her boyfriend, and they're horrible together. She even knows it and is planning to break up with him. So why do they get to live together and I can't live with my lovely boyfriend? No fair!

So now I want to live vicariously through you all. Just tell me how nice and boring it'll be once we move in together.

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