Terrible Joke Thread! If you don't have a terrible joke to share, you can share a funny gif. Let's start Friday with a laugh!

What do you call a reptile in a vest?

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An investigator!

How can you tell where the mosquito bit you?

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Start from scratch!

How are a chicken and a grape alike?

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They are both purple... except the chicken.