Previously on Tessa and Scott

Canadian Mess Level on 10

Paris Continues. This time they are doing their short dance. It’s different, cause it’s short I suppose. Did I mention I know nothing about ice dancing?

Because Tessa is a messy bitch she gives Scott a quick kiss knowing good god damn well fake girlfriend is in the audience. I really hope fake girlfriend is getting the dick of her life. Cause this is kinda getting stupid.

Tessa and fake girlfriend don’t meet, cause Scott ain’t tryin sit out here and break up fights. Which fight in Canadian means, passive aggressively fake smiling at each other for 20 minutes.

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They skate again. Their score is lower than Meryl and Charlie had a higher score in their program.

Scott is the sorest loser, ever. He goes off cause of a low technical mark.

Fake girlfriend is in the audience next to Scott’s mom, probably hearing all the ways she’s not like Tessa.

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They are back in the States to train.

Meryl walks by Tessa and Scott and does not utter a single fucking word.

She pets her puppy and keeps it moving, cause she is a COMPETITOR.

SHE IS FOCUSED.

THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH

BLOOD AND SPORT

ICE AND FIRE

A GAME OF SKATES!

That sounds familiar. Anyway Tessa and Scott still aren’t vibing right so Tessa goes to hang with her pals who are planning her retirement party and talking about that time a border patrol agent hit on her.

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They practice again.

Post practice. Tessa and Scott are hanging out in someone’s house.

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And you can tell it’s cut a certain way, like there are parts of the conversation they cut. But still, it still sounds and feels like two people who broke up and now they don’t really know what to say to each other. Then Scott says in the smallest voice, “I love the feeling of being together. Like I just want to enjoy the last moments of being together.”    

Next Time

Japan !

Couples Counseling!

Meryl and Charlie!