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Thanks, Columbus

I choose to blame today's outrageous cramps on the totally inappropriate honoree of today's U.S. holiday. They knocked me out at 2 PM, and I didn't struggle to my feet until two-and-a-half hours later. Fuck that.

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What are you blaming Columbus for today?

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