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You’re at the gynecologist, they ask you to leave a urine sample, and you somehow drop the cup in the toilet. Trying to retrieve it I somehow peed all over myself. So now I’m waiting in slightly moist underwear for my IUD insertion. Thank dog I am not going back to work today.

Vagina ownership: full of hidden moisture.  

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