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OK, Persephone. This is just too much. I know life is probably awesome in Hades with your bad-boy husband and all but can you start returning your mother's calls? Whatever fight you had with your mom - please just let it go. I know it can't possibly be the first one and it certainly won't be the last. Can you just make peace with her? It's cold and dark and we can't take it anymore. We're all sad and have forgotten what it's like to be warm in the sun. I bet she'll let you eat cereal for every meal if go back home. Even the kind with the little marshmallows.


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