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The Alphabet of Music

1. Open up your preferred music playing software program (alternatively, just write down the track names of every single CD/Cassette/Record you own in a Spreadsheet)


2. Arrange them in alphabetical order.

3. ????

4. Profit!!!

Here are my top 10, alphanumericallly speaking:

1. "2 dollar pa fickan," Movits (there is a circle over the a in "pa," but I don't know how to do that. Or even what that means.


2-4. "3 Preludes," by George Gershwin, perf. Jasscha Heifetz.

I don't know what it is exactly, but Heifetz has such an incredibly distinctive style of playing.


5. "4 Degrees," Tool

6. "7 Deadly Sins," The Traveling Wilburys"

7. "7 O'Clock News/Silent Night," Simon and Garfunkle

If you like your Christmas music to be depressing, this is the one to listen to.

8. "9 Secret Steps," They Might be Giants

9. "9 Volt," Man or Astroman?

One of the few songs of theirs with lyrics.

10. "10 y o fixed," MC Chris

A remix of "10 year old"; it doesn't say who the remix-er is.

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