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The Applet Bedtime album compilation

I know a lot of words to a lot of songs, but songs that I could sing beginning to end, relatively in tune? Ehhhh not so many. Here is a short list of some of the songs I sing to Applet and which he seems to enjoy:

  • Baby Beluga
  • You Are My Sunshine*
  • Golden Girls theme song
  • O Canada
  • Silent Night
  • Flintstones theme song
  • Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin)
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  • Auld Lang Syne
  • Stay (Lisa Loeb)
  • Inspector Gadget theme song (only it's Inspector Baby)
  • Daisy Daisy**

I would say that is a very refined and well-structed playlist, wouldn't you? SAY YES. CHOWDAH SAY CHOWDAH.


*We always sang that when I was a kid and I thought it was a pretty, happy little song. That's because I only knew the first verse. Creeptastic lyrics. See?

**Also has a weird second verse I never knew about.

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