Or that's what I get from the tone of this article.

I'm not shocked that Uwe Boll would say something like this — horrified, but no shocked. I am disappointed that the AV Club, which I like a lot (although it's gone downhill since they had a mass staff-exodus earlier this year) would run this kind of article as a joke. I briefly scrolled through the commentariat to see if there was outrage before adding my own, but it got into a discussion of "Blurred Lines" and I couldn't read it because I would be all like

So I posted my own comment that basically said, "Do better, guys."