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The best possible response to Barilla's homophobia

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I was going to just post this as a comment on AcidMartini's post, but it's too wonderful not to share with everyone. Courtesy of the ever-lovely Refinery29.

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Well, Mr. Barilla, we see your statement and raise you a king-sized penis pasta. You see, the pastabilities here are endless. Barilla might be at the top of the popularity charts, but, like many of us, started at the bottom. We'll gladly start consuming our less-mainstream spagaytti with our artisan grated-Parmesan cheese and home-grown grilled zucchini.

...Because, Mr. Barilla, like any other pasta, Barilla is straight until it's in hot water. Then it's, well, not.

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