I know I just posted, but I had to share this!
this morning my daughter tells me "we found a dead bee yesterday. I held it in my hand. (classmate) brought it home in her backpack." Okay then.
My husband dropped the kid at a playdate after school today and brought her stuff into the house. There's an addition from when she left this morning: an Easter basket.
Me: wtf is this basket?
Husband: That's (kid's) dead bee.
Him: I don't even want to know
Sure enough, there's a dead bee in a baggie in the basket. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
ETA: Laughing my butt off over here at the replies - they're healing my sickness, I tell you!