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My mother, bless her crazy soul, decided it was Grandma Day. I have prepared for this bliss:

Half a bottle of wine for day drinking, check.

Music up? Yep. Commence freaking out the neighbors.

All the bleach in the house lined up on my counter.

Cookies in oven. (First shipment goes out Monday!)

My hair will be blue. Oh yes, it will be blue.


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