Is Monday. Did y'all know that? I keep thinking that tomorrow is Wednesday, but today is not a Tuesday feeling day. Hm. In other news, I'm procrastinating. I IZ TEH BEST AT IT.
I haven't read anything on GT today, so I picked a place to start and am going from there. I'm going to pick stuff purely on whether or not I can think of something to say about the title. There is no method for my madness! I will probably be very wrong about what's actually inside the post.
WE START NOW.
I love this post the bestest because SAINTS KICK COWBOY BUTT NANANANABOOBOO.
I did not know we have a yard to have a sale in. Does Chritter know this? He likes to tell people to get off it. I'm entirely sure he sits in a rocking chair in his flannelly tattered boxers with black socks and flipflops yelling at us kids. I JUST WANTED TO CUT THROUGH, YO.
Screw you, Orange Juice!
If we share Turkey Day stuffs, does this mean we get to go to each others' houses wearing our fat pants? I have five sets of fat pants, so who's inviting me?
I'm a veteran of procrastination. We definitely have lots of those on GT. We have veteran crafters and polish doers and makers of teh noms and troll battlers. Yay, veterans!
PUT DOWN THE BUNNEHS, LENNY!
If someone posts something God-ish on FB, does a tree fall in the forest? I'm not remotely close, am I..
Calf Edition is the new boy band that's out, right? I'm not a cool kid. I don't know this things.
We got a gift, GT! Is it shiny? Wait, is it a mammal? IS IT BLUE?
If Katniss Everdeen kills everything, explain spiders.
Mandork needs some heels, I think.
Are fluffy koalas involved? Otherwise, fie!
I iz sorreh. I'm just sittin' dumpin'.. accidental discharges are natural, yo!
Insults by a 4 year old are probably all poop related, aimiright?
Procrastination proof. HA.
Are we gleefully and mischievously cutting power cords? I'M IN.
Dermatolojesuschrist means we all saw the face of Jesus.
I'm fairly sure that if you eat anything off a bathroom floor, you are going to die.
That insulting 4 year old might need to help ConsortFluffy out.. or maybe they can go dutch.
The greatest wikipedia entry of all time is a telling of how none of us procrastinated and conquered ALL TEH THINGS. Don't tell me I'm wrong. This is a fervent wish. I blew out a candle and everything.
THIS IS THE END. No more Dump. (Until tomorrow.)