Is Monday. Did y'all know that? I keep thinking that tomorrow is Wednesday, but today is not a Tuesday feeling day. Hm. In other news, I'm procrastinating. I IZ TEH BEST AT IT.

I haven't read anything on GT today, so I picked a place to start and am going from there. I'm going to pick stuff purely on whether or not I can think of something to say about the title. There is no method for my madness! I will probably be very wrong about what's actually inside the post.

WE START NOW.

I love this post the bestest because SAINTS KICK COWBOY BUTT NANANANABOOBOO.

I did not know we have a yard to have a sale in. Does Chritter know this? He likes to tell people to get off it. I'm entirely sure he sits in a rocking chair in his flannelly tattered boxers with black socks and flipflops yelling at us kids. I JUST WANTED TO CUT THROUGH, YO.

Screw you, Orange Juice!

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If we share Turkey Day stuffs, does this mean we get to go to each others' houses wearing our fat pants? I have five sets of fat pants, so who's inviting me?

I'm a veteran of procrastination. We definitely have lots of those on GT. We have veteran crafters and polish doers and makers of teh noms and troll battlers. Yay, veterans!

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PUT DOWN THE BUNNEHS, LENNY!

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Felix faps fax facts furriously. Felix should look at the hubba hubba stuff.

If someone posts something God-ish on FB, does a tree fall in the forest? I'm not remotely close, am I..

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Calf Edition is the new boy band that's out, right? I'm not a cool kid. I don't know this things.

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We got a gift, GT! Is it shiny? Wait, is it a mammal? IS IT BLUE?

If Katniss Everdeen kills everything, explain spiders.

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Mandork needs some heels, I think.

Are fluffy koalas involved? Otherwise, fie!

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I iz sorreh. I'm just sittin' dumpin'.. accidental discharges are natural, yo!

Insults by a 4 year old are probably all poop related, aimiright?

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Procrastination proof. HA.

Port = Front. Man = toilet(Obviously). Teaux = Fancy spelling of toe. I totally got this one.

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Are we gleefully and mischievously cutting power cords? I'M IN.

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Dermatolojesuschrist means we all saw the face of Jesus.

Nothing to see here. Definitely not recipes.

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I'm fairly sure that if you eat anything off a bathroom floor, you are going to die.

That insulting 4 year old might need to help ConsortFluffy out.. or maybe they can go dutch.

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The greatest wikipedia entry of all time is a telling of how none of us procrastinated and conquered ALL TEH THINGS. Don't tell me I'm wrong. This is a fervent wish. I blew out a candle and everything.

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THIS IS THE END. No more Dump. (Until tomorrow.)