Yeah! In the immortal words of Jesse Pinkman, I'M BACK BITCH! Burt is in charge! Burt's rules! We order from the pizza place Burt likes!!!! We listen to the music Burt wants to listen to! Burt wants to hear some Duran Duran!
It's not 'old people' music. Shut up! It's from the 80s! That wasn't a long time ago. No, don't do the math and tell me how many years ago this came out LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Yeahhhhhhh!!! Get the fuck down with it and welcome to Burt's 80's themed Daily Dump!
OK. So first off, the clear winner this week is BlueAlaskan, because she wrote about me. Ha! Look at me! Jenny Trout wrote about my petition (290 signatures!!!) to get Burt & Dolly in 50 Shades and BlueAlaskan thought that was awesome. Because who owned the 80s more than Burt and the fabulous Ms. Dolly Parton. Groovy to the max, BlueAlaskan!
Greenheart was all 'What's the weirdest book you've ever read?' That wasn't about me, but I guess it's still a pretty good post. Fer sure, that was totally bitchin'!
My sister who sleeps inside my soul, aka Zap Rowsdower found SOME FUCKING AWESOME SHIT! WHOA! Gnarly, Zap!
Whosits took on a brave, noble quest for all mankind. We salute you, brave warrior! No duhhhh that was righteous.
Thanks to Waxtadpole, everyone murdered poetry. Poetry? Gag me with a spoon!
There were A LOT of animals in GT today. There were kittehs and moar kittens and horses and a frog and Pepper Potts and doggies and trapped kitehs and penguins and even moaaarrr kitehs AND LIVE PUPPEHS!!! And of course, Spike!
LaCom is finally spending some time away from her beautiful baby boy, to spend with the hubby. GURL, don't think we don't know it's cause you want to get some. Where's the beef, indeed.
Irvinel discovered these things called 'Diva Cups'? Has anyone on Groupthink ever heard of these? No? Huh.
Medusa is about to freak her haircolor. Tubular, dude!
Ashronin went through some bullshit driving by his old school. I vote for standing outside, nude, wearing nothing but a sandwich board protest sign. That is the route I would go, dude.
FRENCH BREAD. YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR HOME. What sorcery is this!!?? Are you a witch, Crazy Aunt Kanye??? I thought french bread was made by magical yeast elves surrounding by a circle of virgin unicorns?
Mr. Gawn found a cool thing for us to go to. SIDENOTE: I like Mr. Gawn. He doesn't comment or post that much, but when he does, it's really good shit. He's like that guy in the Mark Harmon classic 80s film, 'Summer School', who took the bathroom pass and left for the whole semester and then got a perfect score on the test.
Seriously that movie is totally awesome.
KaBarrick had what some would call a mild psychiatric breakdown. Around here, we just call it Kinja.
And speaking of everyone's favorite content management system, a special honorable award goes to AcidMartini who presented us with the only other meme we will every need in the rest of our lives. BEHOLD:
But honestly. None of this, even a post about me, compares to what JinxieJade put up today on GT. For this distinct honor, of making me LOL so much I spilled my wine, I award JinxieJade one special opportunity. This opportunity is the chance to participate with me in a very special ceremonial watching of The Man Who Loved Women. I will bring the incense and photographs of Burt at the Striptease premier. You bring an open path to your soul.
Take it away, Nicholas Cyrus:
Until next time! I'm outie!