Y'all, I, like Arthur Dent who is possibly my spirit animal, really cannot get the hang of Thursdays, and this Thursday in particular. Today is so very, very fired. At least I know where my towel is (it's in the apartment I put a security deposit on today), as I hope the rest of you hoopy froods do.

Rawrglicious is trying not to argue with people on the internet. Good luck with that, Rawrg.

Speaking of arguing, Yo Stapler has thoughts about how to deal with trolls. I always thought you were supposed to get the biggest Billy Goat Gruff to drop kick them into next month.

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Fluterdale has been having arguments because she has actually been hiding her true identity from us all this time. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fluter! We love you no matter what, and I guess you can be our Fluting Sensation, but I still demand chocolate. Fluter demands pants.

Ninjacate has also been having internet arguments with people who really don't understand their class privilege.

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HermionePond takes issue with the way fans of boybands are portrayed.

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MisfitToy has spawned a Titty Pun War.

Alter_Ego will fight for her guilty pleasures, and for the right to not feel guilty about them.

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Vee has feelings about her weave and will fight for it. Rock on, girl. You do you.

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Pope Alexander lets us know that we will all be fighting over the New Doctor on Sunday. OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I can't wait!

Flossielou warns us about the dangers of being naked on the internet. I only looked at the article in the hopes of finding nudie pics.

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Zap Rowsdower tries to insure that none of us sleep for the next year.

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VivaciousVicious has remembrances of Harry Potter on his 33rd birthday. Remember when he blew up his horrible aunt? Yeah. Good times.

PrometheanUnicorn will teach all us grasshoppers the secrets of the elusive cronut. Sensei, we bow to your knowledge.

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Studio L is starting to organize a GroupThink gift exchange! Oh, the joy! Sign me up! I prefer emeralds to diamonds, and look fabulous in platinum. Just so you all know.

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Poppets, it has been a very long and rough and contentious Thursday; thank you all for being there to make sense of it all. I think it's time for a nice cup of tea.