Kinja, man. First UberTrout had to sit you down about your drinking THEN you leave Burt to finally clue us in that y'all went on vacay. WTF. I thought we were friends. At least bring me back a t-shirt. :(

GertrudeRises wants to know what color your sheets are. See comments for helpful cleaning tips!

TyrannosaurusBataar discovered that Ken Cuccinelli is affiliated with MRA groups and IHateEmo pointed out the Ted Cruz is an asshole. Ughhhh and vomit.

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It's boot season and dogs in sweaters season with SugarHill and Paranoid_Shiksa_Feminista

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MOONCAT82 IS A NOMNIVORE needs some tips for getting motivated!

Crowdsourcing dietary issue ideas, hair ideas, and more hair ideas with Flutterdale, Vanitas1918, and wax-tadpole

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Confessions with myprettyfloralbonnet!

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I can't with this. Dammit LaurensJam, I finally rolled my eyes enough for them to get stuck. THANKS OBAMA.

ihatepickingnames has some anecdotal thoughts on who women dress for.

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Bike Lane tips with NYCYCLIST

AfroWithAChanceOfMeatballs wants some suggestions of things that can be learned in a week.

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Vee found a pretty hilarous Key and Peele sketch.

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ohtheclevernessofme discusses "The Fat Yoga Teacher"

A few of you seem under the weather and as I type this, my throat is not feeling so great. UGH. Feel better everyone and be careful with acetaminophen. Seriously!