Pictured above: Fridays. Weird as hell, y'all.

I’ve had a hell of a day, kids, and really my weekend is just starting off on an insane roller coaster ride into ShitStorm Land... Otherwise known as “Sorcia’s crazy summer life.” Yeesh. Details may follow tomorrow if I feel up to it. In the meantime, it’s time to DUMP.

NOTE to UBERTROUT: I won’t be able to do next week’s Friday dump – I’ll be visiting out of town and, actually, attending my own birthday party. But after that, consider me good to go for Fridays still as a regular thing.

Firstly, let’s all wish MitsubSHE luck with an IUD! Feel better, babe.

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Honeysmacks, it’s good to hear of giving in the world. Thank you.

We offer advice for dealing with asshole friends to IThinkILostIt.

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Oh, LurkerbyNature. Embrace your fame!! J

How DOES one make a new group blog thingy with Kinja, JennyApples asks?!

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Pyrax offers up a rather hilarious/tragic article illustrating instructions directed toward the newly married from decades of yore.

Wonder Woman? Bitch, VivaciousVicious has you BEAT.

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The Subway is still horrible and filled with horrible people, warns TheMeghanShow.

Two thoughtful posts on classicism from Greenheart and MaryTylergore

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OH THE HUMANITY! (brought to us by CoffeeJitters).

Ugh. Hugo Schwyzer. STILL. Nonetheless relevant, thanks for bringing it to our attention, Lucywoodhull.

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Don’t we all need to be practicing interviewing, Writeroffictions? In this horrible economy?!

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Burt, I am just totally in agreement with you. You are MY spirit guide.