So I called the IRS cause my federal tax return said my address wasn't real, but my state tax return got here just fine, and I NEED CONTACTS AND GLASSES DAMMIT. The automated voice said my wait would be 15+ minutes. I need to pee. If I pee, the person will say hello mid-stream, I
, peach So stop yer cryin'! Paranoid Shiksa Feminista! helps us deal, yet again, with a crazy pants Smilla episode. Mad Men makes us hungry and then starts a Cumberbuttcheeks of everyone making everyone hungry and/or food jealous. vicious cycle
and get those ducks on birth control, Prep the bunkers is talkin' hair. BRIMSG
Who the fudge tits took
's Shiny Red Robot ?! vodka
(Pew! Pewpewpew! Pew pew!) Our resident
gives Mr. Hayes some ManCatFish . props
. would like to know where you buy your sexy fun time toys. Cassiebearrawr shows us her boobs ( Rawrglicious ) and a really cute dress (how awesome she looks in it.) how bras should fit 's mom is the Doctor Who Raindogwaiting , and the bomb dot com courtesy of Doctor meets Disney . Wanderlustingingenue is about to be cranky(ier than normal, lawls. <3!) Say Mitsubishe , yo. adios to the cigs has the Jennyapples . (Gluten + grouchies. Get it? GET IT?! I'll show myself out.) gluchies brings us some tiger dude who says Black Mamba slash WTF? ladies are smart cause babies alerts us to the fact we're all failing in the Jennyapples game. dog dye
Career or Marriage?
!? This is not the middle ages, screams CAREER or MARRIAGE . Fluterdale hangs out with the Korra . creepy dude
Okay, y'all. Do you have your kneepads on yet? You should cause it's TIME TO GROVEL TO THE ALMIGHTY TROUT OF UBERNESS! (He got quoted in hardcopy.)
: tah Seize ! From dah : tah BRIMSG ! From dah himself: Ubertrout The Ethics of Mainpaging.