I fucking hate this camel. I was unfamiliar with the commercial when my coworkers started shouting "hump DAAAAAY!" but no longer. I still get an email from one lady every Wednesday asking what day it is. Fuck you, hump day camel.

Let's get down to business.


LaComtesse made us aware of a poster who is really ignoran—oh, nope. Antisemitism is apparently alive and well.


Revenge of RuthSlayderGinsburg makes burrito-loving vegetarians dance with hippie joy! Chipotle's pinto beans are now vegan! TyrannosaurusBLOODBATH advised of tofu in some locations. I think that I need to check out my local Chipotle to find out if they have tofu. For statistical reporting for you guys. I'm fucking nice like that.

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What's your alter ego? VivaciousVicious gives us the rundown of her handle, and shatters my perception of her alter ego being Wonder Woman.

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Get out your dance gifs, because MajipoorLIFE is now a US citizen! Hearty congratulations!

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I felt some feels when Mooncat82 wants candy shared a recent piece about Fred Phelps' granddaughters who left the WBC. I'm so glad that not only did they ditch the hatred, they're doing work in communities they used to protest. This definitely makes me hate Fred Phelps more than I thought I could.

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Yeah, that lady featured on the mainpage who will be handing out "you're fat" letters to obese kids is an asshole, and also possibly just publicity for the radio station. Nobody thinks she's not an asshole. Rather than beat the asshole horse some more, Pope "Innocent IV" Alexander shares with us some plus-sized fashions that are pretty amazing.

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Oh, the nightmares I shall have as a result of sex tips as presented by Gollum. Thanks, Wicked_Vixen_Of_The_West!

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Katana Leigh went to meditation boot camp! Not only does it sound so fucking awesome, it's significantly less than a bazillion dollars! It's free (donations welcome)! The Vipassana 10 day courses are available all over the world...check out the link to see if there's a center near you.

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Have we had enough of the bigoted/ignorant Halloween costumes yet? No? I didn't think so! Eyeball in my AcidMartini shares the latest Cracked list of super culturally sensitive costumes.

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And with that, Jenna OUT! Time to go have an anxiety attack because John fucking Lackey is pitching for my Sox tonight. Granted, he pitches much better than in 2011, but he doesn't get any run support!

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Go Sox!