Few things are more obnoxious than the faux-concern that comes from diet evangelicals. As in the people who start a new diet, then see it as their life's mission to make sure
- Everyone knows how fabulous their diet is
- Your failure to convert to their standards means that you are incapable of eating like an adult and are or soon will be morbidly obese/unhealthy.
I'll admit that I could eat better, but I definitely don't eat that bad. I definitely have portion controlled figured out, and usually I eat well enough that when I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and fries for lunch, you can hold the side of judgey side eye, thank you very much.
Cue this exchange in line at the cafeteria:
Her: "How do you stay so thin eating garbage like that?"
Me: Death stare, followed by shrug. "Oh, I run 40 miles a week."
Her: Look of disgust. "Well, imagine how much more weight you could lose if you ate better."