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The Dog is Farting, Audibly

I've walked him repeatedly, no abatement. This is the kind of night that I might go walk around Target for an hour to just get away from the dog.

ETA: Apparently I am exceptionally gassy, too. There goes my plan to go to Target, I don't want to inflict myself on others like this.

If you see a news story tomorrow about a Missouri home that exploded from combined canine-human gas emissions, it was mine.

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