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The Eternal Question: Am I Hungry Enough to Bother Making Dinner...

... or should I just eat individual ingredients out of the fridge like the true weirdo that I am.

Related inquiries: What if instead of putting the soup in a bowl or pot to warm it up, I just microwaved the mason jar it is in and ate it straight from there? Am I so lazy that I will eat raw carrot sticks instead of going to the tremendous (not) trouble of roasting root vegetables? Why did I eat all the ice cream yesterday; I could be eating ice cream for dinner today instead!

There is always the delivery option, but even that involves getting up off the couch to answer the door.


THE TRAGEDY OF IT ALL. What are other, real adult people doing for dinner?

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