Is anybody else friends with their exes on Facebook (but on in real life)? Sometimes, possibly because I'm an ass, I look at their profiles and think, "My God, what a tool you are. I bet you think you look pretty cool with that feather headdress/tattoo of a PBR can with a pickax on a bike/creepy rant about how American chicks don't know how to treat a man".

Bullets dodged.

ETA: You are all clearly more mature than I am or had better taste in partners than I used to.