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The gift that keeps on giving

Remember that OkCupid jerk? The guy who thought it was appropriate to propose we start seeing one another again (after he ended things over text message) with a technically unsolicited picture of his dick? Six months later, he's back.

After he bailed on me, he deleted his account. A few weeks ago, a guy looking very much like him popped up in my "Recent Visitors." It was a different profile picture and username, but if it wasn't him, it was his identical twin. I thought it might have been a mistake, but he kept visiting my profile several more times over the next couple weeks. And yesterday I got a message: "Hello! I just wanted to tell you that I love that [redacted] picture. You look really great. Hope all is well with you."

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So I finally went to his profile to confirm that it's him, and yep, it is definitely the same guy.

Lol. Wut. This is just cracking me up. I love telling the original story because it is just the gift that keeps on giving: first he bails over text, then the dick pic, then the attempted ghosting, followed by an even more callous, textual dismissal. And now this! I kind of wanted to tell him that, yes, I do look fucking great and he will not be getting with any of that, because he's an idiot and a jerk.

But instead I blocked him. The high road feels pretty fucking good right now.

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