But the search for "Boring Office Party" does not disappoint...

So that's what I'm up to this evening. I have put off leaving for as long as I can, but I now must go. My back hurts and I have taken all the painkillers in the house. I must now smile at stuff shirts and carefully moderate my wine consumption so it doesn't mess with aforementioned painkillers.

And, yes, this is on Labour Day.

Entertain me with things that I can surreptitiously laugh at on my phone. I won't be able to reply, but help me, GT-wan, you're my only hope...