So last night, John Oliver took on standardized testing in his main segment.
And in the segment, he brought up the Hare and the Pineapple story that was given to 8th graders. I just read it, and now I wonder if I was doing drugs in my sleep.
NPR’s original story on this test question is amusingly baffled, and both versions of the test story make no fucking sense.
Moral: Pineapples don’t have sleeves.