I'm sure if we all pool our savings it can be ours. Imagine all the squalor you could fit in its 365 rooms!
Wentworth Woodhouse in South Yorkshire is the largest privately owned home in Europe. The listed building was once home to the Fourth Earl Fitzwilliam who is thought to have inspired Jane Austen's much-lusted after character Mr Darcy.
This can be my room:
And this foyer would make a good place to practice crossbows and pubmedding:
Who's with me?